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Our negative correlation list is a fool’s lexicon: was also a successful word, but much less so (33%).

Scientifically, this is because it’s a little evil sounding.

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She will wonder what is going to happen between you and her. She wants to see YOU in person and feel you, touch you and take it from there.

7) A guy asked me if I would be willing to let him nurse on me while he wore woman’s panties!!! we will wear matching tights, get around in a stolen teacup ride form Disneyland, tour coffee shops. While you blow farts into a microphone, singing David bowie covers. Me: Oh…wow…well, ah, maybe you may want to talk to a counselor, or someone, about that before you begin dating… 12) “i am a vampire and i fly over your house and your work and watch you. i’ve already let my master see you he thinks you’re ready.” 13) “So I was thinking, we are clearly the two best looking people on this site and we should take advantage of it.

It’ll be a smash.” 9) “I would like to meet you face to face, you are so beautiful when you sleep.” 10) “Nice endowment.” 11) Him: My wife recently passed away. What do you say we go to Vegas and get married then make a happy family of perfectly aesthetic children that are so awe striking they make world rulers drop to their knees and beg to pay us huge sums of money for the genetic code.

now I can stalk you and kill you.” 3) “Can you send me a picture of your teeth and feet?

I love teeth and feet.” 4) I had a guy ask me if my feet had hair on them, and if they did, would I be willing to let it grow out.

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